party like it's 3012

  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: Can u fuck off I'm trying to read gay porn

justintheallan:

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  

Hooraaaaay

Hooraaaaay

Hooraaaaay

Hooraaaaay

Finally got this omg

Finally got this omg

Anonymous peasant whispered:
WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?

I AM NOT FAT I AM JUST EASY TO SEE :(

Anonymous peasant whispered:
WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?

ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY I AM FAT